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| What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.... more | |
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| Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, Id like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the... more | |
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| Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.... more | |
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.... more | |
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| Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any more pork.... more | |
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| Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?A: "Never! Im not going to let my wife run the country!!"... more | |
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| Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?A: To promote off-shore drilling.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: Hes the stiff one.... more | |
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| Q: When did Clintons friends become sure that he had political ambitions?A: When he married outside of his family.... more |
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