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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more | |
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more | |
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| Who delievers elephantss Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop off!... more | |
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!... more | |
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more | |
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more | |
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more | |
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more |
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