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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more | |
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more | |
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more | |
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.... more | |
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more | |
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more | |
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more | |
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... theres a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.... more | |
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more |
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