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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more | |
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more | |
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more | |
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more | |
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more | |
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!Father Christmas: You mean The Three Little Figs.... more | |
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more | |
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said what size his crocodile takes!... more |
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