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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more | |
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more | |
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more | |
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more | |
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that!Oh, yes I can. the elf said.Because tow Eds are better than one, of course!... more | |
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more | |
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christmas: You mean Ghoul-di-locks!... more | |
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| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !... more |
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