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| | Category: | Hair and bald jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares.(hairs) | | | |
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