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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more | |
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed? I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. See for yourself! he called proud... more | |
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more | |
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more | |
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.... more | |
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more | |
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more | |
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more |
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