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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more | |
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more | |
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more | |
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more | |
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more | |
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that!Oh, yes I can. the elf said.Because tow Eds are better than one, of course!... more | |
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more | |
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more | |
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!Father Christmas: You mean The Three Little Figs.... more |
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