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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. Youre getting your Chri... more | |
| 2. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more | |
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more | |
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more | |
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more | |
| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more |
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