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| | Category: | Hair and bald jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | A little girl climbed into her grandfathers lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. "Did god make you?", she asked. "yes" he answered. "did god makeme, to?" she wondered. "yes", he replied. "well, she shrugged, "dont you think hes doing a better job now than he used to?" | | | |
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