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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more | |
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more | |
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more | |
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christmas: You mean Ghoul-di-locks!... more | |
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more | |
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| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more | |
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more | |
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesnt work come back and bring me a new video camera.... more | |
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more |
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