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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more | |
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop off!... more | |
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more | |
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more | |
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more | |
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| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.... more | |
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wizard of Ooze!... more | |
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so hes s... more |
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