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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more | |
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| Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.... more | |
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| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more | |
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more | |
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. Youre getting your Chri... more | |
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed? I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. See for yourself! he called proud... more | |
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more | |
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christmas: You mean Ghoul-di-locks!... more | |
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more |
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