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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!Thats all right....now its a mint with a hole!... more | |
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more | |
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more | |
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more | |
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little Red Robin Hood!... more | |
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more | |
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| What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more | |
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more |
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