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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more | |
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more | |
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more | |
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed? I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. See for yourself! he called proud... more | |
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so hes s... more | |
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more | |
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more | |
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. Youre getting your Chri... more | |
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more |
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