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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more | |
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more | |
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more | |
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more | |
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesnt work come back and bring me a new video camera.... more | |
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more | |
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more | |
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more | |
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more |
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