What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks! [more...]
| home | categories | browse | search | submit joke |


SUBSCRIBE ::
Viewing Joke:

Category:Christmas jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:14
 
Joke:What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Christmas Jokes:

1.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more

2.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more

3.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more

4.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more

5.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more

6.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more

7.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more

8.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesnt work come back and bring me a new video camera.... more

9.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!... more

10.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more


Copyright 2006-2009 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy.
blfree.com