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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more | |
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more | |
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more | |
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more | |
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Father Christmas: Oh good! That means Im back in the right row!... more | |
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more | |
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more |
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