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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more | |
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more | |
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more | |
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| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more | |
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more | |
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more | |
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little Red Robin Hood!... more | |
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wizard of Ooze!... more |
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