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| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more | |
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.... more | |
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... theres a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said what size his crocodile takes!... more | |
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more | |
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more | |
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more |
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