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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more | |
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more | |
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.... more | |
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more | |
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more | |
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more | |
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more | |
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wizard of Ooze!... more | |
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more |
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