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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more | |
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more | |
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!Thats all right....now its a mint with a hole!... more | |
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!... more | |
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more | |
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more | |
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that!Oh, yes I can. the elf said.Because tow Eds are better than one, of course!... more | |
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more | |
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more | |
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| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !... more |
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