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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more | |
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more | |
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| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!... more | |
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more | |
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more | |
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more | |
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more | |
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| What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more | |
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more |
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