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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more | |
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more | |
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more | |
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that!Oh, yes I can. the elf said.Because tow Eds are better than one, of course!... more | |
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more | |
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more | |
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more | |
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more |
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