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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!... more | |
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more | |
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| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more | |
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.... more | |
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more | |
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more | |
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more | |
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more |
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