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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... theres a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.... more | |
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more | |
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more | |
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more | |
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more | |
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more | |
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more | |
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so hes s... more | |
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesnt work come back and bring me a new video camera.... more | |
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!... more |
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