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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop off!... more | |
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.... more | |
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more | |
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more | |
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more | |
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more | |
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more | |
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more | |
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more |
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