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Category:	Christmas jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Father Christmas: Oh good! That means Im back in the right row!

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