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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more | |
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more | |
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more | |
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf-raising flour, of course.... more | |
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more | |
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more | |
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christmas: You mean Ghoul-di-locks!... more |
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