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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more | |
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more | |
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more | |
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more | |
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more | |
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.... more | |
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more | |
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more | |
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf-raising flour, of course.... more |
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