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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more | |
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more | |
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more | |
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried playing squash?... more | |
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more | |
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more | |
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.... more |
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