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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more | |
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more | |
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more | |
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more | |
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more | |
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more | |
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more | |
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more | |
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed? I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. See for yourself! he called proud... more | |
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more |
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