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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!Father Christmas: You mean The Three Little Figs.... more | |
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more | |
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!... more | |
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more | |
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more | |
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more | |
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more | |
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more |
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