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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more | |
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more | |
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more | |
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said what size his crocodile takes!... more | |
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more | |
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more | |
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little Red Robin Hood!... more | |
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more | |
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that!Oh, yes I can. the elf said.Because tow Eds are better than one, of course!... more |
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