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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so hes s... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more | |
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more | |
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Father Christmas: Oh good! That means Im back in the right row!... more | |
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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more | |
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more | |
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little Red Robin Hood!... more | |
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more | |
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| Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.... more |
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