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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christmas: You mean Ghoul-di-locks!... more | |
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more | |
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| How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more | |
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little Red Robin Hood!... more | |
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf-raising flour, of course.... more | |
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more | |
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so hes s... more | |
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| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!... more |
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