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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more | |
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more | |
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more | |
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Father Christmas: Oh good! That means Im back in the right row!... more | |
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more | |
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more | |
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed? I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. See for yourself! he called proud... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more | |
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more |
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