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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!Thats all right....now its a mint with a hole!... more | |
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more | |
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more | |
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more | |
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more | |
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| How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!... more | |
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| Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.... more | |
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more | |
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more | |
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so hes s... more |
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