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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!Thats all right....now its a mint with a hole!... more | |
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more | |
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more | |
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more | |
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more | |
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| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more | |
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more | |
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that!Oh, yes I can. the elf said.Because tow Eds are better than one, of course!... more | |
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more | |
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more |
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