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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more | |
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more | |
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more | |
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more | |
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more | |
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| How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!... more | |
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more | |
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more | |
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more |
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