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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more | |
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more | |
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more | |
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more | |
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more | |
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more | |
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.... more | |
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more | |
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more |
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