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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!Thats all right....now its a mint with a hole!... more | |
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more | |
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more | |
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more | |
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more | |
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more | |
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesnt work come back and bring me a new video camera.... more | |
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wizard of Ooze!... more |
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