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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf-raising flour, of course.... more | |
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more | |
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more | |
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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more | |
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more | |
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed? I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. See for yourself! he called proud... more | |
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more | |
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more | |
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more | |
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little Red Robin Hood!... more |
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