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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | Little Johnnys class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddys picture up there." | | | |
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