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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass ! | | | |
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