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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss ! | | | |
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