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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Children jokes  | | A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that hes on her level, and asks, "Do you wan... more
| | 2. | Category: Children jokes | | George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?No, said the mother, its too cold.Well, then, said George, can his football come out to play ?... more
| | 3. | Category: Children jokes | | After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "Whats the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a go... more
| | 4. | Category: Children jokes | | You boy ! called a policeman. Can you help ? Were looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......Really ? said the boy. Whatre his ears called ?... more
| | 5. | Category: Children jokes | | Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.... more
| | 6. | Category: Children jokes | | A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davy, what noise does a cow make?" "It goes moo." "Alice, what noise does a cat make?" "It goes meow." "Jamie, wh... more
| | 7. | Category: Children jokes | | A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"Im Janey Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Arent you Mr. Sugarbrowns dau... more
| | 8. | Category: Children jokes | | Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I dont want three school dinners, one is more than enough !... more
| | 9. | Category: Children jokes | | Why are you crying, Ted ? asked his mum.Because my new sneakers hurt.Thats because you have put them on the wrong feet.But they are the only feet I have.... more
| | 10. | Category: Children jokes | | Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father, thats quite enough of that! Now say youre sorry.OK, said Dick. Jane, Im sorry youre stupid.... more
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