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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Grandma: Youve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?Grandma: Yes, I do.Mary: Well, you can have mine. | | | |
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