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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I aint.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not aint. Its I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, aint nobody coming ? | | | |
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