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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. How high is it, Doctor? she wanted to know.One hundred and three, said the doctor.What is the world record? | | | |
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